JinxEbonics…worked for meee!

Apparently I’m creating my own language up in here.  Which is purrrdy merch a big ol’ lie b/c my jive is the same ish you see when you write someone a txt message or what you read when you visit the webby “I can haz cheeseburger?” It’s all a bunch of internet hipster jargon.  But I like to add my own little flava to it; a dash of Jinx luv, if you will.

Imma educated gal, but I like to write with the comprehension of a 3rd grader…that so wrong?  When you read these blogs imma make your brain work (n’ hurt) a little bit.  Kinda like when you read Shakespeare, you have to stop n’  reread the same sentence at least 3 times before you git the gist.

Maybe I’m just so used to writing txts that can be no more than 160 characterz.  I forget that (shutup!) I CAN write full complete sentences with correct grammar n’ punctuation, but…where’s da fun in that?  Quite frankly my little fingers don’t likey dem “full” words, they’re too pretentious fer my likin’.

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So…this is how I do:

Rule #1:

Abbrev wordz as often as you can.  i.e.: You=yo, the=da, text=txt, what=wut

It can be easy as taking off 1 letter from a word.  Yup, I’m dat lazy

Rule #2:

Miss spell your words so they are spelled exactly the way they sound.  ie: love=luv, do it= “do eeeeeet!”, pretty much=purrrdy merch

this iz a fun way to create diff accents n’ dialects.  A reader haz to literally sound out what you want ‘em to hear.  This way jokes can come across WAY betta.

Rule #3:

Insert any after thoughts that might come to mind.  I usually put these guys in Parenthesis’ (did I even spell dat right?)

Rule #4:

“Shock Factor.”  This iz a matter of preference n’ knowing how to read yer audience.  Are they gonna find wut you say funny? Moving? Irritating? Retarded?  You can be shocking and outlandish, but uhhhhh don’t be stupid.  Which surprisingly…a lot of people are.  Crazy no?

So there you have it!  In a nut shell the basics to writing like the Jinxter.  JinxEbonics.

Ok class…any questions?