Who doesn’t like cheeseburgers, booze in a blender, sandy beaches, Mexico…muthafuggin paradise?

Hey…I like n’ love ALL those things, but the one thing that all that shit has in common is Jimmy Buffett…and I. Hate. Him.

Jimmy Buffett can suck a nut. I can get down with a lot of what he represents…gettin’ drunk, screwin’, and being goddamn lazy all day, but his music seriously blows.

What kinda music would yah call his shit anyway? Pop? Country? Trop Rock? Whatever the right “genre” Jimmy Buffet has a special place in my “suck trunk” right along with Creed, Evanescence, and Kelly Clarkson.

Welcome Buffet…you’ll fit right in.

So I attended a Swingers “meet n’ greet” this weekend. I wouldn’t say I’m a “swinger”, but when someone gives you the opportunity to attend a shindig like this…you gotta! Duh!

You essentially have a bunch of swingin’ peeps payin’ a cover to attend a party where they can meet other swingin’ peeps…simple enough right? Isn’t that how “meet and greets” are supposed to work? It wasn’t any different from a normal party per say…except…the ambiance and over all vibage. There was a definite sexual pulse that was bigger than a usual house party. I gotta say… it was fuuuun! People look at you differently, the men and the women…it’s enticing as they try to figure you out. Give you the once over; everyone’s feelers are on high. If we had tentacles they’d be outstretched wiggling about the room; our little suction cups pulsating…

So here’s a ditty (or a few)…how many of you who are not official “swingers”, ever been curious @ possibility of swinging? Ever had any thoughts of introducing other people into your relationship mix? Have you ever had or at least considered having a threesome? Ever imagined what it might be like?

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WTF iz burlesque?

Pssssht…I don’t even know how to begin to crack the surface of such a broad question. Well, like with anything, it’s prob best to start at the beginning right? Ok…here goes…

You’d be surprised how many people don’t know the literal definition of what “Burlesque” means. If someone asked you right now, could you tell them? If they said “hey, tell me in 1-2 sentences what burlesque means…” I bet you’d have a difficult time tryin’. Am I right? Well, here…lemme help!

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JinxEbonics…worked for meee!

Apparently I’m creating my own language up in here.  Which is purrrdy merch a big ol’ lie b/c my jive is the same ish you see when you write someone a txt message or what you read when you visit the webby “I can haz cheeseburger?” It’s all a bunch of internet hipster jargon.  But I like to add my own little flava to it; a dash of Jinx luv, if you will.

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Grrrrrrowl!

The BEST name eva!! Betcha wondering how I came up with that name huh? Well, I’m not gonna tell yah. So there :-p
I mean, woah, we JUST met…sheesh! Wow! Let’s take it one step at a time peoplez! I’m not THAT easy, I mean…yeah I’m easy (don’t get me wrong), but we gotta play the game a little first…otherwise what’s the point? Don’t wanna give away all my best secrets just yet.

I’m not a scholar, a novelist, a poet, or any of that “literary” hoo-ha. No, no, no.  Go deeper than that.  I mean sure…we can all write “well”.  That’s txtbook shit we learned in the 6th grade.  Psssshht.  I’m an entertainer.  And THAT, my friends, is what I intend to do; entertain you fine folk with my quirks n’ neurotic-isms (& believe me, there are plenty to go around).  I’m a one woman show, on the prowl, here to break it down for you Intranet Style (Did you just feel that?  That shit rhymed!).

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